AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Yota Takayana. - I'm Toshimizu.
- I'm Yota. - I'm Mujime Yada.
- "Die in Hell". Hi, I'm Tetsuya.
- Toshimizu's original song is available on all music sites.
- I don't like comedians very much, though. - That's right.
- There's one thing about comedians that I think is cool. - Oh!
- It's their grasp of manzai. - Yes, yes, yes.
- The first thing they do. - Yes.
- They come out and first of all, they grasp the audience's hearts.
- Then, they boil it down.
- And then, the manzai becomes even more interesting. - Boil it down!?
- I think that's amazing.
- They're skilled, but at the same time, there's something fixed to each group.
- I think it's a wonderful culture. - Yes, it is.
- Even amateurs can do this, can't they!?
- Punch from a distance!
- I've always thought that!
- You can't see well, so you can't do it well.
- Punch from a distance! - From a distance!
- Did you do it!?
- I don't want to do this kind of thing on YouTube.
- I don't want to plan and plan and do it. - That's right.
- No, I like it, so I want to experience it.
- My selfishness.
- Thank you for joining us today, Nari. - Do it properly!
- You can't do it alone!
- Can I watch you grab the audience's hearts?
- That's embarrassing, Nari!
- Yes, if it's just grabbing, we can do it too, can't we?
- First of all, I want to know the definition of "grabbing".
- I don't know who was good at it. - Right.
- I don't know how to decide it.
- Everyone, don't worry, Nari.
- I'm calling a judge.
- A judge? - Yes.
- It's this person!
- Please come in!
- Hello!
- Thank you for coming!
- Thank you!
I'm really happy!
- Thank you! - Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
Shimausa said he wanted to do this project, and it was only because of this collaboration with me that it was approved, so thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Is there a lot of fire in the video you were talking about earlier?
What do you mean a lot of fire?!
It's as if we want to advertise this video!
It will definitely be fine!
You said okay!
- Don't say that! - What is this?!
Did you find someone funny looking back?!
And it's definitely an interesting project, right?
It's not slippery!
Stop it!
I really hate it!
It's not slippery, it's not slippery, it's a royal family shop!
Stop it!
The person who took the M-1 is already bullying us!
No, no, no!
You're the one who took the M-1!
Hey you!
You're crazy, you're crazy!
I'm sorry, I'll do it again.
I've never done judging before, so I'm sorry about that.
What does "tsukami" mean?
Is "konto" a manzai-like thing?
"Tsukami" is really important.
Before I wore this jersey, I did 30 manzai every month for 20 years.
"Tsukami" is a slang that you use to get "tsukami" and it doesn't change the topic for 10 minutes.
People who know the characters of "tsukami" will use it.
But young people who don't know the characters of "tsukami" will use it.
Old men's jokes.
There are a lot of them.
It's easier to get "tsukami" if you use it.
Why are you pulling my jacket?
I'm really grateful for you talking about it, but I think we're running out of time.
We wanted you to do it like you did for the M-1 Grand Prix.
But if you do "tsukami", it's over.
"Tsukami" means "take", right?
If you do "tsukami", we'll end the topic.
I think it's a good plan. "Tsukami" and "take" are interesting.
There are three teams in one group.
Each of you will come up with a joke.
You'll do this person's joke and this person's joke.
You'll do a total of six jokes.
And you'll decide who wins.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't have to be an M-1 or something like that.
The first place person will say it with this shoulder, right?
I'm glad you said that. That will definitely help me.
Then let me know the score.
Actually, I wanted you to say it, too.
Me?
As the host, I'm even more nervous.
If you say it, I'll die.
The M-1 Grand Prix is over.
The winner of the game will be decided by rock- paper- scissors like this.
I'll explain the rules again.
You can't do a manzai performance alone.
So you'll have to work with each other to come up with your own ideas.
The same two people will appear in a row, but the person who comes up with the idea is different, so be careful.
The M-1 Grand Prix will be held!
I'm nervous.
[The M-1 Grand Prix will be held in Tokyo.]
What is this?
I feel like I'm a parent.
Are you ready, Narii?
No, I've never been ready in my life.
Please be the first one, Narii!
[The M-1 Grand Prix will be held in Tokyo.]
Hello!
Isn't it too far?
Go back a little.
Back up!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
I want to see it so much!
Please continue!
I'm going crazy.
It makes me feel so lonely.
I thought it was over.
It's too short in length.
Is this enough?
Is it that long?
To be honest, it doesn't matter if it's that long.
As Tetsuya said, if you say you want to see it first,
it means you've got it.
There are times when customers withdraw at the moment of grasping it.
That's where it slips.
It slips more and more.
I've seen it just now!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I feel so relaxed!
I'm going to have fun!
I'm looking forward to it!
Look at their faces!
I'm the most nervous I've ever been.
It's famous for its smell.
As usual, these two will come in again.
Are you ready?
Please come in!
Hello!
What are you shaking?
I'm washing my eyeballs.
(Laughter)
That's all!
I like this.
I thought it was good for grasping the story.
I'm glad you put in the insecticide.
I'm glad!
If you add that technology,
I think it would have been great.
I'm happy!
I'm a little nervous about Mr. Umemura's hands.
You're shaking, aren't you?
Don't shake!
The audience in the front row is shaking.
(Laughter)
If you shake your fingers to grab it, you'll regret it.
Mr. Kaisak will come!
(Laughter)
I'm looking forward to it!
(Applause)
Can you wait for a minute?
I'll be back in a minute.
It's a commercial for Tokyo Bay.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Didn't you make a story just now?
(Laughter)
I changed it.
Let's change it by looking at you two.
Isn't it better to be a little shorter?
It's a long one minute.
(Laughter)
I feel it fast when I hear it.
Those in third place, please!
Hello!
Self-introduction!
I'm Tetsuya.
It's hard to do manzai.
I'm three years old.
Nice to meet you!
(Laughter)
It's like this.
It's already over.
It's easy to understand.
It's not an old man's story.
It was easy for me to understand.
Toshimitsu was a little nervous.
(Laughter)
I don't know.
Tetsuya came up with it.
I also produced it.
I thought it was Toshimitsu.
I threw it away.
I feel like I have to remember my lines.
(Laughter)
I was already nervous.
I'll do my best from now on.
It's longer than a convenience store.
Next is the one in five minutes.
Welcome.
This is my last style.
(Laughter)
Fourth place, please!
Fifth place, please!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
It's hard for me to get a new one, so I think I should change the order.
I think I should have changed it.
Well, I'm sorry. I'll do it later.
See you later.
Who's calling?
My boss, Lucas.
Wow!
What?
It's hard for me to get a new Star Wars in order 4, 5, 6, so I decided to do it in order from 1.
Oh, I see.
It was funny.
Scandian Grand Prix is funny.
Maptag is funny, too.
Maptag is the funniest.
It's like...
It's over, but it's like...
I think it's the best one we've made so far.
What did you think of it?
Kajisac praised me a lot.
Yes, he did.
How about you, Imada-san?
I'm nervous and I don't remember anything.
What?
Again?
I'm looking at you right now and I'm still nervous.
You're not talking at all.
Yes, I'm nervous.
You're nervous.
I want you to do "F1 Day" with Imada-san.
Yes, I do.
I'll do it next time.
You're next.
I'm relieved that it's over.
Thank you very much.
Let's call it a day.
Thank you very much.
F1 Day
It's my turn, so I'll speak louder.
Thank you for the meal.
Make it again!
I heard it in the studio.
What's going on?
I've never heard of it.
I've heard of it, but it's different.
First of all, thank you very much.
Thank you!
- Hey... - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What's up? - As expected of you, you have a weird smell in your mouth.
- Huh? I have a smelly mouth? - You're in trouble!
- You're definitely nervous, right? - No, no, no.
- I ate my wife and kids. - That's scary!
- Scary! - He's flying!
- Scary! - The guy who flew in is here!
- Go over there and talk!
- The guy who flew in is here! - The guy who flew in isn't here!
The guy who flew in isn't here! Think about it and tell me!
- He went over there and said... - The guy who didn't fly in the most flew in.
- You came up with this, right? - I was thinking about it in the middle of the video.
- I really changed it. - You changed it? - I did.
- Who said you should do this? - I was nervous and anxious at the time.
- I thought it would be more fun to use it as it is. - Ah, I see.
- And I didn't see any of you flying in, so I thought you could fly in now. - Yeah, yeah.
- Your hot dog is sticky. - Yeah!
- I want you to take it off. - I want you to do this. This has nothing to do with it.
- I don't think I can fly in. - That's true.
- Everyone's asking. - The people I'm judging this time are...
- The people you see at first glance. - Ah, I see.
- At first glance... - There were people at first glance, so...
- At first glance, it was a little scary. - It's addictive, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - So...
- There must have been something you wanted to do, right?
- If we were to say, "No, an amateur like you can't do it,"
- If we were to say, "No, a professional entertainer like you can do it,"
- Shibata-kun, who definitely went through this story, is looking forward to it.
- So, please stand by.
- The story is fun here.
- It's like Skycracker. - It's very funny.
- So, sixth place, please!
- Go! - Go!
- Thank you! Thank you!
- So...
- Fukuo and Shibata will say, "Drone, I'm very satisfied!"
- Thank you!
- It's reversed! It's reversed!
- Hey! Come back! Come back!
- This is my microphone!
- Oh, it's back to elementary school! Do it properly!
It's been a while since we talked about it, but...
I was so nervous that I thought I was going to break.
I didn't do it perfectly, though.
- I see. - I see.
When you said "scene" at the end, I had a chance to laugh there, but when you started talking, I was like "ah..."
- I got nervous. - Ah...
- Ah... I'm done. - It's better not to talk.
I want to watch it again.
- Scene version! - I want to watch it!
I want to watch it again!
It's more interesting to watch it again!
To the people next to you!
I'll say it in M-1!
I'll say it again!
- One more time? - Uh-huh.
- Is it okay? If you don't mind... - Yeah.
- We'll say it again! - Thank you!
- Hello! - Good morning!
Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
Um... I'm Shuta and Shibata, and I'm really happy about "drone"!
- Thanks for having me! - Thanks for having us!
- What, what, what? - They're reversing it! They're reversing it!
Wait a minute! Come back, come back!
This is in front of me!
Even elementary school students have it! Do it properly!
This one looks better!
To be honest, the second one was more interesting!
Oh, that's good!
What do you think? I thought it was interesting.
I like it, too.
Shibayu likes to laugh, and he's been doing it for a long time.
That's right!
I've been doing it for a long time!
Can I do it again?
I'll never do it!
Shibayu will never do it again!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, it was interesting, but it's not the same thing, and it's not strange to wear it, isn't it?
If there is such a pattern, it was from different angles, so I would like you to decide the winner by announcing the results.
Is it okay to announce the winner?
Yes, please.
The first champion will be decided!
So is it possible for the second time?
Announcement!
First!
T-1 Grand Prix!
You just said "trampoline" completely, didn't you?
First!
T-1 Grand Prix!
The winner is...
YUMEMARU!
Well, I thought about it for a long time, but each of you had good points, but after all the shortest, longest, simple and easy-to-understand, and after all Mr. Insect's Tsukkomi's goodness, I think Yumemaru-san is the result of a total god.
Oh, I'm happy.
It's a little funny for an old man and woman, or for children's eyes and mouths, isn't it? Well, it's a little scary, but if you didn't shake your hands, you'd get 100 points.
Wow.
It was 29 points.
Would you like a winner's interview?
Isn't it over when you say "pashan"?
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
Winner is...
Yumemaru-san.
Pashan!
Editing comes out, how is it? End roll and end.
Let's go.
Yes.
What?
What are you trying to say?
You can say it to me.
I've been trying to talk about it for a long time.
I'm nervous.
Pashan's timing.
Winner is...
T1 Grand Prix winner...
Yumemaru!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Yumemaru, how do you feel now?
Well, I'm honestly happy.
Well, I think it would have been best if I hadn't practiced.
It proved that even amateurs can do it.
When we saw it together, we thought it was interesting.
It's amazing.
I don't like it at all.
I've had enough of that story.
I don't like it at all.
The winner of Yumemaru-san and Mushi-san combination will have a story someday.
Thank you very much!